Snowpocaloggedon ™ photo dump

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/09/2019 at 17:50 • Filed to: Snowpocalypse

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I was wrong earlier when I said we got 6" — it was 8. Time for a walk with doggo...

Beautiful.

This one block inexplicably plowed but nothing else was... Also super-hidden sidewalk!

Doggo off leash, shhhhhhh..

“Road”

As you can see, most roads are solid slush-ice-snow-stff, sidewalks virtually uncleared...

Except for this asshole!

It only took about 3 hours! Shovel, scrape, shovel, scrape, shovel scrape, and now the sun is out and is evaporating residual wetness. The early bird get the worm.

[Snaps three vertebrae]

... Well I didn’t need those anyway. Time for a drink.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 17:57

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Is doggo going nuts enjoying the snow or just taking it in stride?  She stills has enough puppy in her to cavort.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 02/09/2019 at 18:00

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No — she took me for a pull. She loves snow. Also I’m not a fantastic dog trainer so it’s a perfect shitshow. She's a great dog though

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 18:02

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Ohhhhh I didn't know you got a corner lot! Aren't you supposed to hire someone for the manual labor..? 

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 18:43

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Your neighbors ignore their sidewalks my neighbor was out snowblowing his and most of mine at 7:00am. On a Saturday. I'll still take mine but dude needs to chill. I made it out to do the driveway at 11:00. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal 02/09/2019 at 18:53

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7am? Too early. 

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 18:54

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Why you gotta make everyone look so bad?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner 02/09/2019 at 18:54

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Because I don't water my lawn. So in summer I'll be back to being the lousy neighbor.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 18:58

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It seems to be a pattern with him. I will never understand morning people.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 02/09/2019 at 18:59

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I can pay myself $ 0 and save save save!

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 18:59

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Ah, gotcha.

Thanks for the pics! It’s beautiful. I wish I  had gotten more than ~1” that’s mostly gone already. It seems like it’s gonna be too warm for any more.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal 02/09/2019 at 19:00

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I have one neighbor where I can hear his table saw at 8:01am, every Saturday in the summer. Personally, that's really the perfect time. I bet he wants to start even earlier but has heard of a concept called "common courtesy"

Jayvincent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 19:04

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try to image a place in this universe where that sh*t happens every week for consecutive months and then ask yourself why anyone would choose to live there...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jayvincent 02/09/2019 at 19:06

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Well for starters, I would not own  a RWD pickup or an IS. I would buy a tractor and lots of booze instead.

functionoverfashion > Jayvincent 02/09/2019 at 20:39

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But think of all the snownuts I get to do

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/as-promised-days-later-1822945986

Also I don’t have to ever “go to the gym” or “work out” because I’m constantly dealing with frozen precipitation. Also my shoulder hurts. Where’s the scotch. 

Nickcage > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 21:49

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Snowblower . A big self propelled.

His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 22:38

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Can I have you as my neighbor? You're polite, considerate, and I'm also guessing you keep to yourself. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > His Stigness 02/09/2019 at 22:53

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Be the neighbor you wish you had©

His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 22:54

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I’ve tried that. My neighbors still suck.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > His Stigness 02/09/2019 at 22:56

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I feel like I did my time in hell. Between the fella who commented on my cars and criticized the length of my lawn, and the fella selling opiates out of his shed year-round -- it could be worse.

His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2019 at 23:20

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I know there are much worse neighbors. I just wish more of them were like you: decent human beings who actually try to make things better not only for themselves but others.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2019 at 22:03

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“it was 8"

Do you have supplies for a week?  

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 02/10/2019 at 22:07

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We inexplicably bought too many groceries last Wednesday, so this we’ve been doing well.